Mumma's Little Shop of Hate

The owner of the Titanic said, “Not even God can sink this ship.” and we already know what happened. Marilyn Monroe said, “I do not need Jesus.” Three days later she was found dead. A mother told her daughter, “May God accompany you.” Ironically she replied, “In the trunk because he does not fit here.” On this trip there was an accident and everyone was killed and the trunk remained intact. If you are going to challenge God, reblog.

I’m Going to play with fire now. I’m going to be the car multiple times tomorrow, and I say, not even god/allah/buddha/Brahma/Odin and Zeus will crash that car. Maybe Thor shall come down to midgard and smash the engine block of the car with the mighty mjolnir, but otherwise I’m feeling pretty safe.

(Source: shortyyovoxo, via thestory-left-untold)

Gives me a nice warm feeling inside. With that many torches I bet it would gladly warm up your house if you can’t afford heating bills. 

Gives me a nice warm feeling inside. With that many torches I bet it would gladly warm up your house if you can’t afford heating bills. 

Ah America, We are never original 

Ah America, We are never original 

"We shall be greeted as Liberators Not Conquerors"  Former Vice President Cheney  

"We shall be greeted as Liberators Not Conquerors"  
Former Vice President Cheney  

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